Photo: thump.vice.com
Photo: thump.vice.com

This is totally the way to start the morning. Clive Martin over at Thump has written what has to be the funniest take on those people who seriously “should never be allowed to DJ at parties.”

He lists the “sub-woofer vampires,” the “blog pros,” the ketamine addicts …. Martin’s assessment had me laughing out loud. How many times have you DJed a party only to have the usual requests for EDM when you know the crowd really doesn’t want to hear it?

Anyway, kick back and take a read of the full article here. Let me know how much you can relate.