Photo: mixmag.net
Photo: mixmag.net

If you’re a DJ, you’ve probably come across a few drugs here and there. Maybe someone’s tried to pay you in drugs. Maybe someone just gives them to you in appreciation of your skills, kinda like a tip. Maybe you seek them out yourself.

Whatever the case may be, you probably know that you should never, never travel with them. The chances of getting tackled by drug-sniffing dogs and paramilitary he-men and women at the airport is a high certainty. So, like any smart DJ, you should check your bags for any substance that might raise the slightest suspicion.

The Secret DJ found something interesting in his luggage recently. It was a little baggy of magic mushrooms. He dutifully removed the drug from his luggage … then mixed it with tea and drank it.

Read what happens next… here.