{"id":7271,"date":"2016-08-17T13:23:26","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T20:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/?p=7271"},"modified":"2016-08-16T07:42:50","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T14:42:50","slug":"queen-elizabeth-refuses-to-knight-djs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/queen-elizabeth-refuses-to-knight-djs\/","title":{"rendered":"Queen Elizabeth Refuses to Knight DJs"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_7272\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7272\" style=\"width: 556px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-7272\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/theonion.com_.jpg\" alt=\"Photo: theonion.com\" width=\"556\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/theonion.com_.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/theonion.com_-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7272\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: theonion.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Right-o, so it&#8217;s raining where I am today. It&#8217;s just the right kind of day for a story that is so funny it brought tears to my eyes. It is a story about Queen Elizabeth and DJs. No, the Queen has not decided that she&#8217;d like to take up DJing in her sunset years. Although that would most certainly be newsworthy, it wouldn&#8217;t be funny. The Queen, according to a story recently published, has apparently decided that she will refuse to knight any DJ.<\/p>\n<p>Before you start cursing the Queen and her corgis for chronic stodginess, I&#8217;ve got news for you. Actually, this story isn&#8217;t newsworthy at all. It isn&#8217;t even news. (Notice the use of the word &#8220;apparently&#8221;?) This story comes from <em>The Onion<\/em>, which if you don&#8217;t already know, is a hugely funny satirical magazine.<\/p>\n<p>Want to know why the Queen won&#8217;t knight DJs and what she &#8220;actually&#8221; said? Maybe you just need a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/queen-elizabeth-hoping-she-dies-having-knight-any--53501\">good chuckle<\/a> to get your day off to a good start. Check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/queen-elizabeth-hoping-she-dies-having-knight-any--53501\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post-excerpt\">Right-o, so it&#8217;s raining where I am today. It&#8217;s just the right kind of day for a story that is so funny it brought tears to my eyes. It is&hellip;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7272,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false},"categories":[400],"tags":[4330,4331,1904,4329],"views":997,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7273,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271\/revisions\/7273"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mp3poolonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}