Photo: complex.com
Photo: complex.com

If you thought … even for a moment … that you could get through the holidays without DJ Khaled, you’d be very wrong.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking that a cup or three of spiked eggnog will help you forget your crazy uncle Frank or the fact that your aunt Daisy fully expects you to wear the set of Christmas sweaters she gave you right through the 12 days of Christmas (December 25 to January 6, if you didn’t know).

No. What you need is some of DJ Khaled’s pearls of wisdom. Khaled is nothing if not the king of one-liners. Check out this compilation of this best and brightest. I have no doubt you’ll find much to console you there.

Read them here.